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You live in a co-op
You live in a co-op
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Pages in category "You live in a co-op"
The following 134 pages are in this category, out of 134 total.
A
A group of stocky skin heads move in next door
B
Become a chicken farmer
But that annoying hanger on bastard is knocking on your door again
But the Tomato god is a jealous God
But this dream you become lucid
C
Call a house meeting
E
Eat the curtains
Eat your hampster
Everyone here likes to have jam sessions and indoor drum circles
G
Get a boring dog
Get a cat to cuddle and stay warm with
Get a live band to play at your party
Get in a fight with a housemate
Get into self porn
Get rid of the dog in horror as you love rats
Get some ducks and chickens
H
Henbane
I
It finds you in the shower
It finds you on the toilet
It never shows up
Its a false awakening
J
Just start feeding stray cats
L
Lay there and hope you'll get better
Light fills everything as you feel the long release phasing on
N
Now for a four and a half day sleep
Now you can finally sleep
O
One day everyone else has had it with this
Only wash when it rains, leaning out the window
Oxford Farmers Market
P
Peace and prosperity come to your city
Plan ways to make everyone else miserable
Plant lots and lots of corn
R
Recite public domain literature for free downloads trying to make money off banner ads
Rush to the publishing house across the city way with your masterpiece
S
Sentient Mold
She is speaking gibberish. Maybe she is having a stroke.
She is threatening to call the city.
She opens her mouth agape and the demons come out
Six months of eating the same thing
Skunks start to hang around
Spend an hour reading some of your old stuff
Start shoving people down who refuse to quiet down
Start writing a children's novel
T
Take out a ten thousand dollar loan to buy food and booze for the first big party
The dog becomes wicked exciting
The dog is really interested in shit
The drum circles begin expanding out into the yard and onto the roof cause there's no more room in the drummer filled house
The neighbors are on a warpath
The sandwiches stop coming
They stay low and call 911
Think up good titles for a short story
This diet is surprisingly healthy
Throw yourself into the wild abandon
Tie yourself to the front door and refuse to go in front of the army of bulldozers and construction workers
V
Vow that you shall never ever leave here and start using the internet to make your money
Y
You abandon society to live with the skunks
You all decide to get some pets
You appoint yourself everyone else's personal butler
You are always watching television
You are really public and unabashed about your relationship with shit
You are visited by a bunch of partiers
You become a fixture in the room, like furniture
You become unable to contain the cats
You better go intimidate your neighbor
You better go outside and apologize to your neighbor
You build a lovely rodent shrine
You cannot rest
You catch city rats and civilize them in the kitchen
You chuckle about the dream and shake your head as you ascend the staircase
You decide not to worry about it
You decide there should also be a hair band
You decide to explain yourself
You dedicate yourself to throwing the best parties
You download plans for the rats' education from the internet
You enter the dark library
You explain calmly that you don't have rats
You fight and resist the probing tentacle
You get a megaphone
You get a microphone and giant speaker array
You get a second job to fund the rodent shrines
You get really quiet but stay in the library
You get to work on your novel
You give yourself willingly to the Sentient Mold
You go back inside and forget the whole thing
You go looking for sentient mold
You go to the farmer's market
You grow all of your own food
You grow herbs for herbal cigarettes
You have an Herbal cigarette from the coffee table
You have another Herbal cigarette
You have fifty people over that weekend
You head up to the library
You hear some yelling outside
You join hands with all of humanity
You keep on writing
You leave a $50 outside the door and a note asking for some baby wipes
You let yourself go broke out of devotion to the rats
You lie in wait
You live in a co-op
You look in the attic
You look in the basement
You look in the closets
You march down to the cat rescue to get all your cats back
You never leave the co-op
You never leave your room
You pick one of the best ideas and start writing
You punch and punch at your own body
You put up a ton of signs on your property
You realize that you are a genius
You realize your voice is getting loud
You really should go start your novel now
You remember the end of the dream and skip the last step
You revel in the constant influx of mangy cats
You sacrifice your will on the altar of neighborhood togetherness
You send thirty dollars to "Bob"
You shower affection on them anyway
You start brewing your own beer too
You start to carelessly summon demons into these situations
You start to hunt skunks
You start to resent everyone and everything around you
You start to smell
You start writing with great focus
You tell your neighbor to eat shit
You think back to a recurring dream of your youth
You thrive in your little bubble
You throw a party that gets out of hand
You unlock your secret power
You wait in the yard in case she comes back
You wake up the whole neighborhood with your enormous genius voice
You write down the good ideas for later
Your Infictive County T-shirt comes in the mail
Your neighbors take notice
Your poopy presence drives down the property values in the neighbourhood
Z
Zombie outbreak in the co-op
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