She is threatening to call the city.

"I'monna call the city on you!" your neighbor yells. Her name is Martha Hazelden. You don't know her very well except as an angry face in a window that yells at you about noise you are making, or how long your showers are. You have always thought she was maybe a tiny bit schizophrenic.

Martha is limping over towards her barbed wire fence in a sweatsuit. "You got rats!" she says, "I seen 'em - FRATERNIZIN with the ducks and chickens!"

1. You explain calmly that you don't have rats
2. You look around and there are in fact rats everywhere
3. You promise to eradicate each and every last rat
4. You tell your neighbor to eat shit