You start brewing your own beer too

You decide what the fuck why not make everything you consume in your own house, it's the ultimate form of liberal self worship. You start to brew your own beer, which is so easy, and then you decide fuck you start making your own shoes and freon for the refrigerator and distilling all your own whisky, vodka, rum, tequila, absinthe. You grow your own coca leaves and refine the cocaine yourself. You make your own birth control pills and when that leaves half the house pregnant everyone has a natural birth at home with housemates for midwives.

  1. You make your own language and the ATF moves in
  2. You live in a mutant vegitable garden cults barn
  3. You just do this forever until you all die
  4. You are the envy of the nation
  5. You are visited by a bunch of partiers
  6. Your infected corn-fungus stout becomes popular