But the Tomato god is a jealous God

A grade school aged group of kids are protesting your corn field. ""Foul corn must go", They chant. They all have tomato red outfits and are obviously of the Tomato God cult. Those backwards pagans! If they weren't kids you would go out there and punch them in the stomachs.

  1. hire local underage punks to rough the little bastards up
  2. grow some tomatoes in the front yard to appease the heathens