You know what, if you're going to do this, you ought to do it right. You call up some buddies and they bring over their Flying-V guitars, eye makeup, cocaine, synthesizers, video cameras, pyrotechnic rigs, groupies, and Jumbo-Tron screens.
You go crazy all night in the biggest party anyone has ever seen. Everyone in the neighborhood, from youngest baby to oldest senior citizen, shows up feeling loose. There is a three-day long orgy as everyone gets higher and higher on the hottest internet chemicals, fucking each other in the most depraved and shameless ways.