The dog is really interested in shit

Your dog is really interested in shit. He loves to roll in it and stick his face in it, and eat it. And he loves to shit. You spend a lot of time with your dog and share his interests, so it's only natural that shit becomes a part of your life.

1. You are really public and unabashed about your relationship with shit
2. You hide your involvement with shit from everyone
3. You look in a mirror and break down crying