You throw a party that gets out of hand

After a year or so of parties you decide you need to start throwing real parties, the parties people will talk about years later. It doesn't matter that people don't talk about parties like that ever. Your values are confused. You throw a real big party. Despite the studies that show that you should allocate a minimum of 21 square feet of party space for every guest, you invite enough people to this party to comprise a density of .18 guests per square foot!

Everyone makes it out okay, but the air conditioner gets knocked out the window by someone's booty shaking. You are in the room when this happens. That's the side of the house with the neighbor's fence right up against it, which means your air conditioner just fell into your neighbor's yard. It makes a huge noise crashing into something. The party just keeps bumping. If your neighbors are home, they definitely heard that. You're starting to feel overwhelmed by the hallucinogenic stimulants in the whiskey.

  1. You better go outside and apologize to your neighbor
  2. You better go intimidate your neighbor
  3. You better stay here where people can keep an eye on you
  4. throw yourself into the wild abandon
  5. start shoving people down who refuse to quiet down
  6. Neighbors drift over to join the party