You never leave the co-op

Everyone is easy to get along with here, and the larders and liquor cabinets are always well stocked. You decide that there's no reason to leave the house anymore. You never leave the co-op.

1. You never leave your room
2. You are always watching television
3. You appoint yourself everyone else's personal butler
4. You start to resent everyone and everything around you
5. You thrive in your little bubble
6. vow that you shall never ever leave here and start using the internet to make your money