Get a boring dog

You get a really boring dog. He is brown and white with a spot. He has a collar and little dog feet.

All day long he barks at the nearest human. He likes to chew shit.

He is always pretty happy no matter what is going on in life.

1. You hole up in your room with the dog
2. The dog is really interested in shit
3. The dog becomes wicked exciting
4. the dog turns violent
5. teach the dog to fetch drugs