You wake up the whole neighborhood with your enormous genius voice

The whole neighborhood stirs as your heavily amplified voice booms throughout the land.

You are such a genius that just the very waveform of a single half syllable is enough to cause spontaneous neurological regeneration in everyone who hears it or even has a single cell mildly vibrated by its echo.

A magical resurgence of intelligence and justice swells in the world around you as you dance, dance, and dream, dream, dream, forever, eternally, immortal, perfect, shining and beautiful.

  1. You have a third herbal cigarette
  2. You wake up
  3. You join hands with all of humanity