Infictive County: the Game

Printable fun for everyone with cards, charts, tokens, and a randomly generated map with Infictive locations such as Ketjack. One to whatever players. The players pick a YouTokin from the token cards or make their own.

How to Play

Starting Happiness Points: 5. The goal of the game is to obtain 50 happiness points. Places, Events, Encounters, and Objects throughout play modify these points. Like seeing Sigal Hasterson everywhere would be a curse draining happiness points while hanging with Andrew McFing can provide a constant yield of points. The first to 50 points wins but so does anyone else who makes it. -30 happy is a forever sadness tunnel where you lose lose lose.

Starting Health Points: 15. If you drop to 0, you are dead. Any healing effects can only restore you to 15 health maximum, unless there is some rule modifier in play.

Fighting!: In a standard, one-on-one confrontation, the two combatants each roll 1d6, and the higher of the two inflicts the damage equivalent to the difference between the two rolls. For example, if Player #1 rolls 6 and Player #2 rolls 5, Player #1 inflicts 1 damage to Player #2. Attack bonus modifiers from weapons, animal sidekicks, etc., are added to the basic 1d6 roll, while defence bonus mods. of the loser are subtracted from the final damage, down to 0 damage.

WATCH OUT. The notation InsKill% on a card means that there is a 1 in 6 chance (hit a 1 on a 1d6 roll) that an Encounter or Object will catch you by surprise and instantly kill you before combat begins. This is highly unfair, we know, but also extremely rare.

Fighting in Groups!: Player #1 is trying to fight three OFTL thugs: Player #1 rolls 5, going after OFTList #1; OFTList #1 rolls 4; and so Player #1 hits OFTList #1 for 1 damage. Simple enough. However, there are still two other OFTL thugs: OFTList #2 rolls 6, and OFTList #3 rolls 2. This means, OFTList #2 does 2 damage to Player #1, while OFTList #3 misses. Same rule for bonuses to attack and defence as single combat. The moral of the system is to not fight groups, as you will generally lose... unless you have a MegaWeapon and can just roast those fools.

Fighting... other Players!: If you are on the same Place hex, you can attack other players. Combat runs as it normally would.

Escaping!: Can't stand the heat of combat? Run for your life! This - may - fail. As with combat, all involved roll 1d6. The fleeing PC escapes if they roll higher than the rest, the pursuing party overtakes if they roll higher and does a further 1d6 damage in the knock down. In group situations, everyone in the pursuing party rolls 1d6 to attempt to overtake the escapee.

Defeating foes: Each time you win a fight you get one object from the defeated (unless it is a zombie). You can gain followers as you go to help you fight off attacks.

Encounters: Each time you draw an Encounter card, you will meet up with some person or party. In the top right corner you will find their Health Points, in the bottom right corner you will find if they are a Positive, Negative, or Ambivalent (Chaotic) encounter. Any items, bonuses, or modifiers they have, or which they grant you, are in the text of the Encounter card itself.

Positive Encounters (+) mean you gain them as a Sidekick in your adventure for 1d6 turns (unless the card says otherwise).

Negative Encounters (-) mean you have to fight them immediately, applying regular combat rules.

Ambivalent Encounters (%), a.k.a. Agents of Chaos, require a 1d6 roll: 1-2, they attack you (Negative); 3-4, they move on; 5-6, they are friendly and hang for a bit (Positive). Continue to roll every turn until they attack or move on (unless otherwise specified on the card).

Objects: In the top right corner, you either find the instant modifiers that come from use of the Object (i.e. +2 Happiness, +3 Health Points), or the die you must roll every time you use the Object against the chart on the card. Sometimes further bonus modifiers will also be included in the card text.

Have at least one six-side dice on hand, and, if you like, a pad of paper or maybe a tablet computer to keep track of your Happiness, Health, and notes about the story being told.

Order of Ops

If you are just starting out, roll the six-sided dice. You place as many random hex tiles as number of pips on the die. Set down your Youtokin on the first hex you drop.

1. Feel free to use one Object in your possession; for example, put on a Teeshirt, or drink a Soda. You may also discard any unwanted Objects, or even trade with other players on the same Place hex.
2. Roll d6. You have the chance to move this many hexes plus modifiers.
3. Roll d6 again: anything but 5-6 and you are allowed to move; the reverse is true if you want to stay put.
4. If you are willing and able (or forced by circumstance) to move from your current hex, you can now move onto a previously laid place hex, or, if there are any hexes still remaining, you can expand the map, laying down the rolled number in random new place hexes as you go, connecting to your current ones or those laid by other players. Hexes are only flipped to reveal their Place if they are landed on!
5. Consult the Place hex chart you end up on to see what happens. If the Place chart result is an Event card or Encounter card, those are played immediately. Object card(s) remain in your possession, unless it is otherwise indicated they must be used immediately.
6. Any end of turn rituals you are called upon to perform.

Repeat the above until one of the players has won, or until everyone has won, or until everyone is dead, to your preference.

Places

Places list

• Andrew McFing's house (place card)
• AnyTown USA (place card)
• Argent (place card)
• Auntie Meme's cabin (place card)
• Benton Fucks (place card)
• Bisco Groceries (place card)
• Biff's House (place card)
• Bronto Pond (place card)
• Bubbling Vomit Land (place card)
• Cabin on a Lake of Cards (place card)
• Canada (place card)
• Ceder City (place card)
• Cabiria Creek Correctional Facility (place card)
• Chawville (place card)
• Co-op (place card)
• Crazy Bruce's Liquor Store (place card)
• Cubastan (place card)
• Creepy Town (place card)
• Drudge (place card)
• Digi-trash studio (place card)
• Dwyne's Grocerys and used books (place card)
• Far Field (place card)
• Geiston (place card)
• Lectrum (place card)
• Washington A C (place card)
• The Moaning Desert (place card)
• The Red Hills (place card)
• Pool Hall (place card)
• Shelter belt (place card)
• Ketjack (place card)
• OFTL HQ (place card)
• Old Bric-a-brac Shop (place card)
• Civic Emergency Center (place card)
• The Hole in the Hole in the Wall (place card)
• Lake Crump (place card)
• Libreville (place card)
• Fallen Bridge (place card)
• Gerald Ellon's vast walled in estate (place card)
• Mad Man's house (place card)
• Molloch County (place card)
• The Infected Rat (place card)
• The Infected Scar Tissue (place card)
• Krudvic Mountains (place card)
• The viking faire Restaurant (place card)
• Infictive County (place card)
• The shit show Bar (place card)
• Libreville Public Library (place card)
• The Brush Store (place card)
• South Field (place card)
• Ancient Ruins of Future Ziggurat (place card)
• Santa Magic Village (place card)
• Unruh Manor (place card)
• Fnordham University (place card)
• Endless Rooms (place card)
• Ungstropt (place card)
• Maize Kansas (place card)
• Temple of the Spider God (place card)
• The Arcade (place card)
• Shane's Beer and Pizza emporium (place card)
• The Slaughterhouse (place card)
• Couch migrant (place card)
• Taco Pop factory (place card)
• Oblivion Park (place card)
• Mantango Island (place card)
• Uncle Hippie's Tea Shop (place card)
• Simpso (place card)
• Argent (place card)
• MallMart (place card)
• Maize Glaze House (place card)
• Mad Man's House (place card)
• The Red Pig (place card)
• Ruined Church (place card)
• Snuff Street (place card)
• Urfictite rock temples (place card)
• Twin Bridges (place card)
• Middle Eastern United States (place card)
• Orange Hills Cemetery (place card)
• The Fieldclaw summit grill (place card)
• The Wild lands Ranch (place card)
• The Planet Blue (place card)
• The Gun Store (place card)
• Trip Quick Store (place card)
• Gentle rolling hills (place card)
• Uglavaria (place card)
• Walton, Kansas (place card)
• Wildland (place card)
• Wildlands Grove (place card)
• West Side of the Forest (place card)
• Police Station Drug evidence look up (place card)
• The Sewers (place card)
• Your work place (place card)

Events

• 2 and a half hour nap (event card)
• 2 Events (event card)
• A drought is on the land and the crops are failing (event card)
• A short romance with Pony Rose (event card)
• Assassination (event card)
• Awful turn of events (event card)
• Attempted GodHood (event card)
• A war of the Holiday Cults (event card)
• Attempted suicide bombing on the OFTL building (event card)
• Audition for the Engine Revvers (event card)
• Become a Author (event card)
• become a Eco-Jack (event card)
• Become a Mid West Shaman (event card)
• Befriend the dollar bills (event card)
• Belly buck (event card)
• Belly dive (event card)
• Black ambulance (event card)
• Bowlbetterology-Toss a brick with total slack (event card)
• Bus Ride to Hell (event card)
• Catch Ikipr's live set in Austin Texas (event card)
• Civil War (event card)
• Channel Surf (event card)
• contact Titan industry's about getting a guard bot (event card)
• Convert the whole world to Satan worship (event card)
• Dark times are here (event card)
• Do your sketches (event card)
• Do stand-up comedy (event card)
• Draw a card from the special combat moves deck (event card)
• Fired for drunken sexual harassment (event card)
• Flood (event card)
• Free kisses (event card)
• In your panic your brain manufactures its own meth (event card)
• Insane (event card)
• Invent a new food supply (event card)
• Get a job at the Cryogenics lab (event card)
• get a job playing Santa (event card)
• Hack yourself a payed vacation (event card)
• Hang out with Andrew McFing (event card)
• The Squirrel Wars (event card)
• Go slack and relax (event card)
• Join a band (event card)
• Join the Italian Mafia (event card)
• Kook Science (event card)
• Jesus grants you the power to breathe Molten dice (event card)
• Join the Infictitivists in their dancing (event card)
• Join the Death Monster's rights group (event card)
• Lost in the woods (event card)
• Masked Halloween Festival (event card)
• Mollkin hunt (event card)
• Mollkin Uprising (event card)
• Naked Hooker (event card)
• Ketjack Werewolf Hunt (event card)
• Ruined Roads (event card)
• Sink Hole (event card)
• Something awful happens to anther player or side kick (event card)
• Sleep (event card)
• Sweetie Heartshine (event card)
• Go to a concert, maybe catch Ikipr live (event card)
• Hack your way into OFTL employment where you fuck around and cause mischief (event card)
• Massive Brandonbots (event card)
• Rent a cabin on Lake Crump (event card)
• take over the first house you see (event card)
• The Axe Game (event card)
• The bridge is closed for repairs (event card)
• The Herry Flinger Show is on! (event card)
• The Great Vending Machine (event card)
• The Secret Hour (event card)
• The Vehicle of the Dead (event card)
• The Dream of the Eternal Buffet (event card)
• Tomato Riot (event card)
• Trade one object if you have one and want to for a Poldaki Woman (event card)
• Trena Vexmo online love (event card)
• Rob a church at gun point (event card)
• Share a drink with Buddy Johnson (event card)
• Start mypenis.com (event card)
• OFTL thugs kick you off this Hexagon (event card)
• Open a Fuck-buffet named Fuck it/Eat it (event card)
• Sharing a shitty house with Uncle bum (event card)
• pray to Eris while dancing a jig (event card)
• pull your real body into the dream to escape danger (event card)
• Pursued by the Cops (event card)
• Species riot (event card)
• Score some Weed (event card)
• Something terrible happens (event card)
• Purple Storm (event card)
• Research the Great Alarm (event card)
• Murder Your Very Own Fiction Suit (event card)
• News Flash (event card)
• Vegitable Rights Activism (event card)
• Vegitable Riots (event card)
• You get selected to be on a Maximum reality show (event card)
• You all decide to get some pets (event card)
• You wish to become a Master of Bowlbetterology (event card)
• Walk down the street naked (event card)
• Weedscene Productions (event card)
• verbal harassment (event card)
• You fake your own death (event card)
• you rob a adult bookstore (event card)
• Your online friend stops posting (event card)
• Your once a year 48 hour soda fast (event card)
• Your still alive (event card)
• You Win Win Win (event card)
• Zombie Outbreak (event card)

Objects

• Already Stoned Magazine (object card)
• A book by Andrew McFing (object card)
• A book on Penis magic (object card)
• A ancient Infictite urn (object card)
• Alienware Computer (object card)
• Bux (object card)
• Crumpatako Native Artifact (object card)
• Deep stimulation tub (object card)
• FuckGodTrio album (object card)
• A lost compostion of Ludwig Van Oblivion (object card)
• Going Stoned Magazine (object card)
• GreedTech mobile phone (object card)
• Rolling Office chair (object card)
• Mollkin hand-made guitar (object card)
• Mollkin home-made trash can drum kit (object card)
• Mystery X's relic collection (object card)
• sensory deprivation bed (object card)
• The Icky roads of shake town (object card)
• The diaper station (object card)
• the egg picking machine (object card)
• The Hand of Providence (object card)

Vehicles

• Car-boat Jalopy (object card)
• Custom-painted Chevy El Camino (object card)
• Tough Ellon truck (object card)

Weapons

• Bread sack nunchakus (object card)
• 12-gauge shotgun (object card)
• Magical paint brush (object card)
• MegaWeapon (object card)
• Tire iron (object card)
• vaporized octopus spray (object card)
• Weapons of Ass seduction (object card)

Drugs & Medicinals

• Acidl (object card)
• A M Ecstasy double stacked pill (object card)
• Black Sunshine (object card)
• Father Crump's Famous Herb Tea (object card)
• Fuck (object card)
• joint (object card)
• Mad3 (object card)
• Spray on Amanita Muscaria extract (object card)
• Spray on Amanita Muscaria extract gun. (object card)
• Spinal Dog (object card)
• Meat bong (object card)
• Spank 16 (object card)
• Whirl (object card)

Liquors

• Admiral Jimi Nelson Rum Mixer (object card)
• Black Silk Sap Liquor (object card)
• Golden Montana Beer (object card)
• Idalido Gold Wine (object card)
• Psychotropic Root Stout (object card)
• Vrosh (object card)

Edibles

• Black dream cheese (object card)
• Bone Apple (object card)
• Choco Taco of the Damned (object card)
• Cult Spread (object card)
• Dr. X's Happy Biscuits (object card)
• Five Tacos from TacoJim's (object card
• Food in a Can (object card)
• Lettuce soup and cabbage with seven dips (object card
• Microwaveable Andrew McFing Biscuits (object card)
• Moonfruit (object card)
• Sladurgian potato chips (object card)
• Try-out the partly dangerous hallucinogenic pudding biscuit recipe (object card)
• Hot coffee (object card)
• Water Radishes (object card)
• Synthetic Coffee (object card)

Sodas

• 2012 Soda (object card)
• Aztec Trip (object card)
• BubblePop (object card)
• CrackleCool Soda (object card)
• Ciggy-soda (object card)
• Fizzy vitamin drink (object card)
• Food in a Can (object card)
• Horrid Pop (object card)
• Hypnos Soda (object card)
• Garlic Bread Soda (object card)
• Meth Cola (object card)
• QualyLo Freshmint Soda (object card)
• Pep Jr. Soda (object card)
• Taco Pop (object card)
• The Prophet Soda (object card)
• VroshPop (object card)

Wearables

• Dildo Mask (object card)
• Thoughtpath.net Teeshirt (object card)
• YOU Teeshirt (object card)
• Kyle Deerbone Teeshirt (object card)

Encounter Cards

• Bennie Dar (encounter card)
• Big Feral redneck (encounter card)
• Bitterly Shivvers (encounter card)
• Bobby Teenager (encounter card)
• Bulbs Not Bombs (encounter card)
• Bullyscouts (encounter card)
• Chris Titan (encounter card)
• Cinnamon Teddy Bears (encounter card)
• Diomedes Argyris (encounter card)
• Dr Kenneth Howlips Grant (encounter card)
• Donnie OFTL (encounter card)
• Evil X (encounter card)
• Evil Ikipr (encounter card)
• Eric Podd's Flowers (encounter card)
• Squirrels (encounter card)
• Egregore (encounter card)
• Kyle Deerbone (encounter card)
• Eclipse Bird (encounter card)
• Fats Fats (encounter card)
• Poldaki (encounter card)
• Mollkins (encounter card)
• Nuns (encounter card)
• Rednecks (encounter card)
• Pineal Pirates (encounter card)
• Jackbooted Police (encounter card)
• Human Onlyists (encounter card)
• Kurf McGraggle (encounter card)
• John Cougar (encounter card)
• June Action (encounter card)
• The Anti-Squirrel Extermination Team (encounter card)
• Lunger Fish (encounter card)
• Rickshaw Driver (encounter card)
• Midgets (encounter card)
• Meth Demon (encounter card)
• The Great Alarm (encounter card)
• Herry Flinger (encounter card)
• Two-Headed Bird Nurturing Itself (encounter card)
• Smoker Man (encounter card)
• Spider God (encounter card)
• Motley Howe (encounter card)
• Rev Havoc (encounter card)
• Kobe Beef (encounter card)
• Kurf McGraggle (encounter card)
• Roy Porkus (encounter card)
• Sigal Hasterson (encounter card)
• Andrew McFing (encounter card)
• OFTL (encounter card)
• Helen Highwater (encounter card)
• Sarah Painland (encounter card)
• Sneeze Kid (encounter card)
• Soda Man (encounter card)
• Street Mime (encounter card)
• The seven Killers (encounter card)
• MaMooska (encounter card)
• Oily T. Richbone (encounter card)
• Pork Morgan and Bacon Calhoun (encounter card)
• Poor Elite (encounter card)
• President Greedface (encounter card)
• Puggles the bear (encounter card)
• Retch Little (encounter card)
• The anti-Squirrel League (encounter card)
• the Turtle Below (encounter card)
• Lesser known member of the Crump family (encounter card)
• Upton Proshero (encounter card)
• The Relentless All-Night Polka Band (encounter card)
• The Poor elite (encounter card)
• You get a mail order bride from Uglavaria (encounter card)
• Wilfred Ikor Faction (encounter card)
• Vehicle of the Dead (encounter card)
• Xtian dude (encounter card)
• Woodfish (encounter card)
• Tuberbeetles (encounter card)

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