Fnordham University (place card)

Sapere aude.

1. You discover important relics from Fnordham's past. +1d6 happiness.
2. You can still feel the pangs of insult when you were mocked by your peers at Fnordham University... those leftist fucks will soon taste your bitter revenge coating their mouths in foul bleachly cum bubbles that burn with an acrid stench like open sores on pigs that wallow in blood and feces -3 happy,
3. You're enjoying the unique experience of this Libreville school. +2 happiness.
4. 2 encounters.
5. Strange events here begin to unsettle you -1d6 happiness.
6. Going for a swim at the university pool. You are fascinated with the strange rune like carvings made from green soap stone that line the bottom of the pool: strange biologic, or, in this case, bio-Illogic life forms in an abstract time line. Sometimes when you glide under the cool water you think you can hear strange music. But only under the surface...+1 to maximum life.