Man is here to explore the MAIZE GLAZE HOUSE
- 2 You walk into a big greased down loud disco bump music gay orgy! You try to run but your are dogpiled like a zombie outbreak. A big endless butt slam fest happens next. The pain is fierce but your screams barely rise above the techno house thumps of the stereo. Gay party on X and you walked in on its peak. Fucked till you can't walk you crawl into a corner and curl into a ball, bleeding to death out your ass. game over for you
- 3-4 find a joint on a table and smoke it. Heal 1 +1 happy
- 5 You check out the fridge. There's soda in there, you pour a icy glass of Royal Crown Cola into a green glass. Good stuff. You have not seen this brand around in years! Heal 2 +3 happy.
- 6-7 You step around the side of the house...and into some twisted, grim circus. Large disjointed figures move like clumsy marionettes, juggling, dancing, miming and even having sex. Booths set up with whinging fakirs hawking goods, offering sport, or peddling paraphernalia. -1d6 happiness then +1d6 happiness.
- 8 You get stared down by the tea party type chuchers on the other side of the street -1d6 happy
- 9 You find a place to sit and you spark up a cigarette. Heal 2 life points
- 10-11 Join in on a a role playing dice and paper game sessiion that
- 12 Then you see the shrine! Three foot tall, made up of all sorts of dice. Mainly six sided. A amazing work on art! Locks click in your mind and suddenly your free! You know what life is and how to channel it. You float into the clouds right through the roof of the house and you assume your place in the sky of the gods forever happy. +200 happiness.