Bubbling Vomit Land (place card)

Once You end up in bubbling vomit land it is very hard and dangerous to get back. It's a island surrounded by a deep canyon vomit moat. The puke steam vapors rising are like a corrosive acid. The people who live there seldom live past forty. There are two ways to get here and back. The Vomit Land Bridge is only in service occasionally for the puke fumes weaken and eat the bridge until it collapses. The other way is by being catapulted across the molten spew source and onto a series of stretched out and high staked blankets and tarps. This is also how mail and supplies get sent. Often these fling rides are cut short by thick almost gelatinous clouds of regurgitation. Then its a fall into the puke the burns below to be completely melted down. Not even a diamond can withstand this.

  • 1. Lung damage from acidic air-1 life
  • 2. Bile rain -1d3 life
  • 3. The fermented vomit fog makes you throw up. -1 happiness -1 life
  • 4. A rare night when Inficitve radio gets threw +1 happiness
  • 5. Attempt to cross the corroded Vomit Land Bridge. roll d6. 1-4 means you made it to the other side +1 happiness. 5-6 the bridge collapses and you fall into the river of puke and die The end.
  • 6. Attempt to cross over by catapult. roll d6 1-3 you make it over +1 Happiness 4-6 you are cast into the burning moat of vomit and killed.