Attempted GodHood (event card)

Try to seduce and fuck 1000 partners in a row, making each one of them cum while never orgasming yourself, all to steal energies from them and become a God. However, there are conditions: never the same partner; if you orgasm even once, have even one wet dream, while engaged in this ritual process, it fails; if one partner doesn't have an orgasm, or they fake it, it fails. Fortunately, you do not have to roll 1000 times. Just roll them bones 3 times, friend: three 6s in a row and you WIN, WIN, WIN, BECOMING A GOD.