A concert tee featuring an image of Kyle Deerbone with his back to the looker, head turned to flash a toothy white grin over his furiously bulging, tightly flexed bicep, his augmented-butt fully inflated.
If you are a lady wearing the shirt, an encountered Kyle Deerbone becomes your ally for 2 turns rather than your enemy and gives you 1d6 free objects every turn -- on the third turn, he loses interest and goes back in the pile. If you are a fella, Kyle Deerbone crosses the street to avoid you when you are wearing it.
Also causes the likes of Motley Howe to not hang out with you and Kobe Beef to attack you with a +1 fury bonus.