You work in the secret underground lab where they do horrible experiments. Everything from dead flesh sex bots to biological weapons based on human tissues. A grisly job to be sure.
- Trip on floor blood and fall banging your head 1d6 dmg.
- Hey its a job Heal 1d6 from getting paid.
- the power fails as you are working on a cadaver leaving you in total darkness and a disturbing set of sounds all over. -1d6 happy
- Use your check to buy an object
- Being a pervert you love your job, and you physically love the dead bodies you work on +1d6 happiness
- Ground zero for a zombie outbreak! You get attacked and bitten. 1d6 dmg. You escape but the wound turns black and oozes a rancid green infection. Zombie rot! You take one point of damage a round rest of game unless fully healed by magical means like by the Spidergod for example.