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Rage Against the Machine
If you Rage against the machine
Pages in category "Rage Against the Machine"
The following 196 pages are in this category, out of 196 total.
A
A cold rain begins to fall, perfect for Mega-Weapon cooling
A crew comes out to interview you
A UFO buzzes overhead, knocking you face first into a mud puddle
Anger over whelms you and the rage starts anew
B
But will you make it through your shift?
Buy something to roll the weapon on
Buy up the wild lands
C
Check to see if she is wearing a mask
Combine weapons to turn them into a special weapon
Cops arrive to arrest you
D
Do some of the cocaine next, feeling festive
Drag the weapon to the center of town and set it to auto-destruct
Drunk dial some numbers later that night
E
Enraged squirrels attack the ambulances and news crews
F
Fight the cops
Force her into a one woman naked pile
Frog peace
G
Get some sleep your beat
Give a couple million to charity
Give up and start pushing your weapon to work again
Go out and test them now
Grab her still tied and bound and take her with you
H
Have your dream house constructed
Head down to the local arcade
I
If attack other vehicles on the road
If fire a warning shot into the magazine section
If they join you
If they run in horror
If you attempt to kill everyone who passes
If you blast a hole into the space/time fabric
If you blast a passing astro-van
If you blast a passing police car
If you blast an Ice Cream truck to devour it's riches
IF you blast another passing car
If you blast at another car trying to gather more parts
If you blast Bark Hensill to prove it
If you blast some suit and tie whose crossing the street
If you blast that familair MacDonats sign
If you blast the dancers
If you blast the doors apart
If you blast the next car you see
If you blast the outlaw biker on the Harley with the Merican flags on the back
If you blast the side of the MacDonats building
If you blast the wounded biker
If you burn up the clouds, block out the sun
If you continue blasting cars on the road
If you continue the plunder
If you continue the violence
If you create a vehicle to transport your weapon from bits of blasted cars
If you dance happily around the burning police car
If you decide to get naked and blast anyone who trys to stop or laugh at you
If you decide to use your new weapon to get revenge for past wrongs
If you declare yourself the King of the Block
If you demand the rest of the traffic stops now
If you drag you new weapon home
If you drag your mega-weapon home, killing anyone who fucks with you
If you end up at a R E M fair dimension
If you end up somewhere in a prehistoric time
If you fight him like a man, now that he's all fucked up
If you give up and abandon your weapon, deciding to walk over there and kill boss with your hands
If you go after your boss
If you go blast your place of employment
If you go insane and decide to take out a police sub-station to feed your legend
If you go mad with power, and do crazy things
IF you go over and hide in the bushes with the weapon ready for when he goes out or comes back
If you head over to the prick who shagged your girlfriend's place
If you hitchike with the killer weapon by your side
If you hope for live T V coverage of your spree of terror
If you keep on hitchiking anyway
If you leave with what you have
If you let your weapon cool down awhile
If you loot the remains of the truck
If you make love to your weapon
If you mount your weapon to the car
If you pace yourself and buy a cold soda along the way
If you pillage the downed astro for parts for your weapon
If you put the weapon into self destruct mode and quickly walk away
If you put the weapon on low beam to melt write your manifesto into the road itself
If you Rage against the machine
If you raid the contents of the van
If you recruit a small band of engine electro weapon warriers
If you rob a convenience store for sodas and make the cashier carrys extras in front of you
If you roll the weapon down town using a series of rocks to keep leverage with
If you shoot another passing vehicle
If you shoot yourself for the shame of it all
If you slowly drag that fucking heavy thing accross town
If you start blasting cars and taking the batterys to fuse into a mega-weapon
If you start blasting passing cars with your new weapon
If you take a thirty minute break to get your strength back
If you take on the squirrels with your new weapon
If you take your sweet weapon home
If you trade your complete run of Wolverine comics for a hand gun
If you try to bring down a helicopter
If you try to drag your weapon away to a place you can hide
If you try to line up a shot so that you can blast through one car into another one
If you try to salvage something from the slaughter
If you ungag her and interrogate her
If you untie her
If you use a passing flat bed ride as a unknowing ride
If you use bits of the destroyed truck to build a toll booth to stop other cars
If you use the weapon to car jack someone
If you use your weapon to carjack a ride there
If you wait for awhile so your weapon will cool down
If you wheel the weapon all the way there and just open fire on the house itself
If you wreak havoc along the way like a marauding supervillian
It is not your problem...leave her and get out while you can
Its off to Phil's place to make a new improved meaga weapon
J
Just beat the man up and take a slusho-gulpy
L
Look for other recruits
M
Man peace
N
No job no money sorta peace and plentyfull
O
Offer to sale your Mega Weapon
Only drugs can soothe a wounded heart
Only Phil joins
P
Phil only made his own mega weapon to challenge you to a duel and stop your reign of terror
Pull off her gag and ask her a question
Pull out the fragment and stagger home holding your gaping wound shut
R
Release her
Run away from the cops
S
Sell the meth for grocery funds
Sell your mega weapon on Ebay
Sell your uber-weapon on Ebray
So its off towards home now
Suddenly you think twice about blasting so near those gas pumps
T
Take the girl and the Mega Weapon back to your place
Take your weapon on home
Terry McGragle
That's enough work for today, get high with Phil now
The cash starts rolling in
The chicks dig you for your power
The Frog Men get the Weapon and they use it
The girl says she lives near by so take her there
The man you just killed and looted comes back to life!
The OFTL want to buy your weapon
There is a war on the block
They kill you on the spot
They send Chuck Norris after you
They send sharp-shooters
Throw her naked into the freezer to get the info you want and protect American freedom
Trade your weapon for a Taco Pop
Try to rip yourself free
U
Untie her immediately and say lets go
Use the mega weapon on them, full throttle
W
Waste her
Who are you?
Will you love me?
Will you rage with me against the machine?
Y
You are angry so you blast the hell out of the side of a nearby building
You are identified by a witness as the destroyer and sent to face charges for your many crimes
You blast straight up into the air so nobody gets hurt
You call a tow truck to haul your weapon
You check each car for signs of a Oil For the Loyalist driver
You confess to being the Destroyer and try to get as good a deal as you can
You decide to solve the worlds problems now
You defend mega-weapon while it cools
You dive for the Mega-Weapon, certain of your righteousness
You drive about town blasting anyone or anything you don't like
You end up incarcerated in Section D at Cabiria Creek with the rest of the murderers and lifers
You find out weeks later that double-crossing Phil Lectrum somehow got the weapon back
You fix something to eat inside your home
You fry his ass into vapor
You get scared and run away leaving your mega weapon behind
You give him a second and final warning
You give up your killing ways and try to find a more peaceful life!
You go build a battle suit
You hide out with girl and weapon in the park after-hours
You hide your weapon under the bridge to go buy a Taco Pop and catch up with the local news
You join the Mara23 prison gang inside Cabiria Creek
You let the weapon cool down
You look for fluids to pour on mega weapon
You mega weapon phases into being in front of you
You mount your weapon to your roof
You put in more change
You reluctantly agree with Phil and join him in his crusade to rid the world of bad musicians
You remember that it is MXD and must make offering
You retire your weapon
You seek out other squirrel insurgants to blast
You set your Mega weapon into self destruct mode and sneak away, it should take out a city block
You sip the drink down and pour the ice onto your weapon to cool it down
You spend all your time in the library, reading legal texts, learning enough to rip their case up
You spend the rest of your days in mostly solitary confinement inside the super-max section of Cabiria Creek
You steal a truck and take your weapon home
You take over the local park and have it declared a independant break away state
You take your heavy weapon home w you
You toughen up and refuse to confess, deciding to fight this case (even though you are guilty as sin)
You try to get out of there alive
You try to steal a car battery and power up again
You try to take out a few of them to scare the rest of them off
You try to take the police helicopter down
You use your mega weapon to car jack somebody
You wait inside the damaged building to blast a police car
You wait letting weapon cool down and charge up
You wave them away and look for other recruits
Your Mega Weapon transforms into a pillar of salt
Your near death experience
Your rage is sated now
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