If you blast a passing astro-van

You see a blue astro-van, covered with dust , it is going through a construction area and it knocks a couple of pylons down, you can't stand that fucking shit, you blast at it, the seering bolt of electro-energy hits it right on the driver side window, the windows melt and spurt out like tear-drops The van immediatly runs over more pylons and it runs off of the road into the three foot hole the construction workers have dug, it bounces violently, with it's side window cracking and it rams into the walls of the hole with a loud bash. You throw back your head and laugh!

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• 1 If you raid the contents of the van
• 2 IF you blast another passing car
• 3 If you pillage the downed astro for parts for your weapon
• 4 If you go mad with power, and do crazy things
• 5 If you tilt the weapon to the earth and power blast yourself into the air
• 6 If you start blasting cars and taking the batterys to fuse into a mega-weapon

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