Sell your uber-weapon on Ebray

You decide to sell your Mega-Weapon on Ebray. You can retire after that you assume. You put up pictures of it and a video of you blowing up a trash dumpster with it. You let the bidding start. The time limit expires and the highest bid was 17 dollars plus one hundred bucks for shipping such a huge item. That sucks. It sucks worse when shipping turns out to actually cost you two hundred and forty bucks. You lost out big on that one.

  1. You work for Brenico
  2. You enlist in the anti squirrel termination team