You shoot a video of you in the front yard of your home. Using the Mega-Weapon to blast a tree apart. You post this video on your sell page for your Mega Weapon. You limit the bid to three thousand dollars. But the bid keep coming in and when it's sold. It goes for two hundred and eighty thousand bucks! You get the check and you send the weapon. The weapon costs you three hundred bucks to send but that's fine. You call up your boss to tell him he's a piece of shit. You could be four turds like him and you hang up laughing. This money won't last forever but you are planning on having a great time while it lasts. You imagine your set for up to seven years, depending on how crazy you go with it.