If you blast a hole into the space/time fabric

You rev up the engine weapon till it's smoking hot and you release the entire battery's worth of power to scorch a hole in space/time. You drop the now useless weapon. The reality rip in swirling vortex take calls to your moist quantum cells, you run full sprint and leap into it, a colorful explosion of gold and red sparks erupt and you sail in empty air awhile then you land...

• 1 If you end up at a R E M fair dimension
• 2 If you end up somewhere in a prehistoric time
• 3 If you are now Andrew McFing
• 4 If you are now a character in a H. P. Lovecraft book
• 5 If you are placed on a pirate ship
• 6 You come back as Pony Rose