If you are now a character in a H. P. Lovecraft book

You are attending night school at the Miskatonic university. You are going for a major in quantum baking and a miner in Eldritch basket weaving. Things are great here so far. "Meanwhile, the irreplaceable time escapes", expressing concern that one's limited time is being consumed by something which may have little intrinsic substance or importance at that moment. You have a blond girlfriend with huge tits and you are popular here.

• 1 You buy some interesting books at a garage sale
• 2 Late at night someone is playing loud insane electric guitar
• 3 You go to a house party in Dunwich
• 4 You go on a feild trip with other students to study the expanding blight near your town
• 5 You start hanging out with a crazy artist friend a lot
• 6 You try to join the Eldritch Brothers Frat

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