A UFO buzzes overhead, knocking you face first into a mud puddle

It only looks like a cloud if you're ignorant.

Stumbling along the roadside, you lose track of the world, your mind foaming over with self-pity and rage at the circumstances of your life, and so it is, in this funky state, you fail to notice the giant UFO flying straight at you. Ho! The mega weapon is suddenly grabbed up, yanked into a strong magnetic field, wrenching you up half a foot off the ground! Before you can even react, you're dragged off the roadside into the nearby field, and just as suddenly swung and flung... around, around, and...

SPLooooSH!

Right into a deep pool of muck...!

"Sweet Jesus!" you sputter out, regaining enough sense of mind to roll and thrash yourself out of the watery mud. "What in the world!"

You look up just quick enough to see the flying disc zooming high into the clouds before disappearing from view. No one is going to believe this.

1. You swear revenge on the UFO for causing you such indignity
2. You cannot find the mega weapon anywhere and decide it was stolen by the UFO