It's up to you. The Mega-Weapon is carefully propped up to shoot right into the left lane. The next fucking asshole who can afford gas. They won't get away with humiliating you with their ostentation.
You wait, but not long. The next speedster turns out to be one of those preppy, liberal, all-mirrored, solar-powered cars. You keep a bead on it and... the blast is right on target!
But the recently polished surface of the automobile reflects the blast back and you are blown to shreds. Red, red shreds.
