If you slowly drag that fucking heavy thing accross town

Dammit this fucker is heavy! Sometime when you get the chance you decide that it needs some wheels, maybe even you could mount it to a motorcycle side car. It's taking you twenty five minutes a block to drag this bastard, it will take you about nine hours to get it to your work, and by then the place will be closed for the night, with only the Mexican cleaning crew inside, fucking hell! This is wearing you completely out and every thread of your outfit is soaked in layers of sweat.