You and Phil pack your weapons into his van. His van is modified to allow his piano to loaded into the back on a powered ramp so it's easy to load and unload the weapons. You take them to the house of Gerald Bader, one of the asshole jocks Phil went to high school with. Since it's his first raid, you let him pick the target. You line the weapons up three feet apart and its GO! The two weapons spark up and blast out a searing beam into the front of Bader's house. Flames erupt and the walls fall inwards under the bursts of blasts from the guns. Soon the house has fallen inwards and is burning. You load the weapons up and get out fast. Back at Phils you high five each other and Phil rolls up a thin joint of blueberry kind bud. A baked celebration follows.
You find out later that evening that Bader was home alone when you blasted his house apart and he did not get out alive. Bonus!