Your are so hot you feel like you would puke if not for the hard core dehydration that is crippling your attempts at lugging your Mega weapon. You burst into a hideous rage. You fish out your remaining change and feed it to the greedy cock sucker. Of course it eats your change again. You kick it rock it scream at it. Then without thinking you swivel your Mega Weapon and blast the soda machine apart, steel shards slice clean threw your body in several places and your heavy now red hot weapon falls over onto your badly wounded body, breaking a couple of rips and burning your skin along chest belly and side of face black. All this while you are already bleeding to death on the side walk. Life sucked.
The End