If you use a passing flat bed ride as a unknowing ride

You rest on the mega-Weapon while waiting for a flatbed truck to pull up to the stoplight. You wait for six stoplights with your eyes half closed. Your mind calm gathering energy's for the task ahead. There is a flatbed truck. Second in line from the stop light. You drag your heavy metal weapon up to it. You lift the thing up, it is so fucking heavy. You can't lift it any higher than your chest. You brace it against the tailgate and start rocking it. Building up momentum to rock it into the flatbed. The light turns green as you are doing this. The truck starts surging ahead as the weapon falls onto the flatbed with a clunk. The truck is going about twenty-five by now and you can't catch it. You keep running full speed down the road behind it. Your sides flare with pain. Your leg muscles burn. You see the truck up ahead, stopped at the next light, you barely make it over the truck wall and down onto the flatbed as the truck starts rolling forwards.