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If You Hitchhike
If you hitch-hike
Pages in category "If You Hitchhike"
The following 130 pages are in this category, out of 130 total.
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& its rum, cigars
A
A black truck approaches from far away
A dog joins your walk
Ask if you can stay in Wu's trunk till his business is done here
Attempt more hitchhiking to meet crazy people to intensify the trip
C
Channel surf looking you
Check this place out
Claim to be a new guy on the work crew
Continue listening in a deep hallucinogenic trance
Cooked meat of a frothy squirt
D
Dance naked only this time singing
Destroy the trucks for the hell of it
Do a shamanistic healing ritual
E
Ellon Oil Company secrete a neurotoxin Deadly Orgone Radiation of The Gas Wars
F
Find a weapon to use against it
G
Get back at them
Get on one of the trucks
Get out your handheld sound and light machine, and go sit in a cyber cafe
Get your revenge on Zon tech
Go check out the burned out bridge ahead
H
Head to a McFondleds for a Sally Coke and Betsy Swirl
Head to the park
Head to your friends house
Head to your house
Head to your old shamanistic hideaway in the country at an old bridge over a creek
Heading for Ceder City
Hide in a crate
Hide in the pyramid
Hire a crew of illegal Mexicans to help you re do this church your way
Hostile tumbleweeds attack the town
Hot wire a truck
Hunt a Hunter
I
IF all bleary mothers push a Meat collecting
If founded by manifolds and valves Google Cannot buy
If get in, but insist on riding in the trunk
If go hitch-hiking and you continue hitch-hiking
If Miles Stimpy pulls up
If the trucks are carrying supplys to a mad scientist's lab
If the trucks are heading for Ceder City
If the trucks heading for a mass body buriel
If With your other become much harder than listen through the dial
If you are taken to a zombie farm
If you ask Titan where to get a weapon for yourself
If you begin construction of your bold new church right here in the parking lot
If you build your own church in the parking lot itself
If you catch a snooze while Wu plays some Nine Inch Nails on the stereo
If you chase the crow off with flung rocks
If you check out that cooler abandoned beside the road
If you continue hitch-hiking
If you dance naked in front of the machine
If you decide to continue hitch-hiking waiting a better prospect
If you decide to decide to continue hitch-hiking
If you decide to go naked for the rest of your life
If you encounter a cold soda on the side of the road
If you find jimson weed and eat some of it
If you find more interesting items in the ditch
If you get inside Chris Titan's sportscar
If you get out at the next stop
If you get out the Mad 3 from your pocket and offer Wu some of it
If you hang out by a stop sign and try to jump into a stopped truck
If you head deep into the field country to the dead lands
If you hitch-hike
If you hop on in
If you hunt some some critters
If you just go in and start re-decorating while church is in session
If you keep on riding
If you kick and beat the living fuck out of the vending machine
If you kill someone to stop the calls
If you leave the road and wander into the field
If you make a scam that the church is haunted to scare the people off
If you pull cut-ups from the air itself
If you rise your hand in blessing to the crow
If you search the road for interesting debris
If you set up a garage sell at the church to raise money and to get rid of unwanted items
If you speak of the gas wars
If you take over one of the abandoned farm houses
If you take the black sunshine alone
If you take the drug Mad three
If you take the wheel while Wu sleeps a bit
If you take this as a holy signal and you build your church right here on the spot
If you walk into the bleak country side on a mystical quest
If you've heard about his "involvement with violent groups" so you run away
If your on a Doughnut Polka
If Your soul moans like a blown roof
J
Jesus intervenes
Just be careful and try not to be discovered while you try to learn more about this pyramid
Just keep on following the endless road
L
Leave everything and head on a shamanistic journey into the outerzone
Let everyone know that they will be welcome to convert just as soon as the church has been purified and consecrated.
M
Make a home in the woods and live off nature
P
Police raid the trucks
Politely ask the parson to leave
R
Raining hard could go horribly wrong my desire to rip would die
Remember that you have two hits of acid in your wallet!!
S
Search the trucks for stuff to steal
So you sue
Some hot girls in a drop-top Camaro offer you a ride
Squirrels 1959, plays war carried costs in Rascals" instrument sound
Stand on the road's beside hoping for a ride
Start coming down and head back to the grove
Start walking
Steal a truck and drive near home to abandon it
Still the clothes off a farmer's line
Studio plays against tie Bugs reruns
T
Take a hit of Mad 3
Take a nap beside the road maybe you'll feel better after some rest
The bodies start to tremble, the dead bodies
The plan, sleep under a tree and gather more eggs , cook and eat while walking down the road hitchiking
This is when the visions of the coming end times begin
Tip the vending machine over
Trade in human Lima, carrying bottles
V
Van jack Stimpy
W
Walk as far as you can
Wander on all bruised and forlorn
Wood board building's Meat
Wu picks up another hitchiker
Y
Year you it place. but slips
You climb trees looking for bird eggs
You die today
You don't die today
You end up at a ancient mayan style paramid thats being dug up
You escape the area unseen
You exhibit wild frantic bahavior and some strange powers
You get a strange vibe from the metallic dude hanging on the cross
You got kin folk here
You investigate the place
You ride on in silence awhile
You search the bodies for gold fillings
You see many more coolers
You start moveing some brick a brack to the dumpster outside
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