If you decide to continue hitch-hiking waiting a better prospect



"Why don't you go fuck yourself?" you say. Wu smiles, rolls up his window, and continues on his merry way.

You walk on for a long time, giving the thumb to all the passing cars: no one stops for you, the bastards! Alongside the road you notice a strange vending machine. The words are not in English -- hell, they look alien. The things shown in the window are bizarre to. There is no apparent power source.


  1. If you decide to decide to continue hitch-hiking
  2. If you put some change into it
  3. If you dance naked in front of the machine
  4. If you kick and beat the living fuck out of the vending machine (to hopefully reveal money, and even better: sodas)
  5. You decide that you are the machine's protector
  6. Wrath of Wu falls upon YOU