If you kick and beat the living fuck out of the vending machine

Upon beating the vending machine with your hands and feet, nothing really happens except you hurt your foot a little and your hands are red from the slapping, punching. What should you do next?

• 1 Tip the vending machine over to try to break it that way
• 2 Continue hitchhiking
• 3 Continue to dance naked only this time singing 'I'm a little teapot, short and stout.
• 4 Find a weapon to use against it.
• 5 If you construct your own boat to get in Uglavaria in.
• 6 You enlist in the anti squirrel termination team