If you are taken to a zombie farm

You are a stowaway on a trio of trucks. You bump down long curving dirt roads until you don't know where your at. The trucks pull into a fenced in area with signs saying Government property, trespassers will be shot. It's too late to turn back now, you better ride this one out. Its a flippin' zombie farm! There's all these dead hot Women. Naked, dead, mouths sealed with layers of soft Kevlar. When no one's looking you fuck a couple fresh ones. Deadtastic! You sneak back onto one of the trucks loaded with naked sex zombies. You steal one of the romanto corpses at a truck stop and escape into the night with a undead sex pardner.

  1. pimp the dead
  2. fuck the hell out of the zombie and leave it to rot in the woods
  3. short term romance