You have that "Stand back I'm supposed to be hear and I got things to do" look on your face. No one questions you. You starting carrying arm loads of useless junk to the dumpster out back. There's the smell of something dead in the dumpster. You look around and see a child's foot sticking up out of the trash. You nearly gag. But you go inside calmly and call the cops in the parson's office.
When the smoke clears are a hero! That church but been abducting, molesting and murdering children for decades. You finally blew the lid on it. Out of gratitude you are given the church as your own.