If you build your own church in the parking lot itself

You start by gathering up stones and trash from the alley and making the outlines of the new church, the real and holy glorious church. You begin walking farther and farther out getting crushed soda cans and mud to begin making walls, building them up as the hot sun bakes em dry...

Soon church lets out and the people exit the building in they're Sunday best to see you covered in mud and building walls of mud, rock, cans, and meth coolers. They stomp over and demand to know just what you think your doing. You begin to preach about lady Eris and the chaos that brings life and mystery to the world, they gather around you in awe. Soon they are working right beside you, ruining they're best outfits for the love of Eris, they begin dismantling the church to use as raw materials for the new church, others charge up they're credit cards buying building supply's, the labor goes on day and night, men and women working topless side by side in the oppressive heat.

Things are going well....