Then suddenly the church doors open and there's a intense white light behind them. A single snow white dove flys in. It lands on the podium and it transforms into Jesus. "Why are do doing this my children?", He asks imploringly. Can you not love? Have I taught you nothing? Stop hitting him, he's almost dead already!"
The people react in a rage, they surge on Jesus in one angry wave. No son of .god is going to tell them how to worship. They've tasted blood and they want more more more. The floor turns to fire and they fall end over end into the Hell they so much wanted to send you to. Jesus in gone as well. You pass out on the church floor with a twist twist of a smile on your bloody face....