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Pages in category "Call In Sick"
The following 115 pages are in this category, out of 115 total.
2
20 years pass in jail and the town is very different when you get out
A
A good Samaritan helps you
A race riot!
B
Bones is
Break the arm off that sharp paper-cutter thing
E
Everything's ready, all is planned, boss dies tomorrow
F
Five years later they release you
Forage for natural food sources
H
Hide it with make up and look for a new sugar daddy/mama
Hijack a truck full of gasoline
I
If Carney becomes your room mate
If cover the road with trash
If decide to start an artist colony in your home
If jack off beside the road
If the two of you go to the park to walk around while tripping
If you act like you will do the deed, but mug him for his cash instead
If you attempt a car jacking
If you attempt to kill him with the fork lift
If you become a pineal pirate for profit
If you call in sick instead
If you call the boss back to give him some more verbal abuse
If you celebrate by joining the Gas Wars
If you check it out
If you clock in like everythings normal, but you wait to 2 pm when most are on lunch to kill the boss
If you continue laying there, pretending you didn't hear anything
If you decide to find a way to work just to kill your boss and piss on his corpse
If you decide to go to Dr. Titan's lab to volunteer to become a lab rat
If you die while laying there
If you drink the Taco Pop and get to work
If you drinks lots of Meade to help pimp yourself
If you feel sorry for him and do him for free
If you fight Kurf for this insult
If you get a lawyer to try and get your soul back
If you give that methed out rickshaw driver a box of cold medicine to take you to work
If you go on to work
If you have Andrew McFing move in
If you head to the library to send the boss a nasty e-mail
If you hook up with Mister Runnyscab on a relationship basis, your new sugar daddy
If you keep rushing to work anyway
If you let it drop
If you look for an improvised weapon and go to kill em soon as you find one
If you make a comic book together
If you mug the next person going to they're car for the keys
If you offer yourself to Kurf for pay
If you open the man's door to throw him out and take his car
If you organize and protest outside of the Oil For the Loyal headquarters
If you panic
If you plan to strangle him to death
If you run out of the restaurant crying
If you run out of there
If you rush back to work like a good mule
If you search for drinks
If you sell your soul to Satan for enough gas to get the work
If you service the freak for petrol
If you split to Uglavaria
If you stalk the boss in revenge for being hung up on
If you stand by the road begging drivers for a ride in their air conditioned cars
If you steal the drivable car
If you stop and rest, laying on the side walk in exhaustion
If you take your anger and sexual frustation out of the passing cars
If you take your shirt off and wrap it around your face
If you tell everyone you pass on the way to work how nice the Devil is
If you tell the boss off
If you try selling your body for gas funds
If you try to call in sick
If you try to hot wire that steam roller
If you try to steal a car to get to work
If you try to steal the Lotus
If you turn over to the one sole Uglavarian channel to catch some local culture
If you vandalize Kurf's car
If you veg out and watch to the tunes
If you wait for a better customer
If your phone dies abruptly
It's on to work
N
Ni Kuang
No one comes by
O
Oil For the Loyal Headquarters
P
Put out a ad in the personals
S
Search for cell phone to call the cops with
So you slowly build an orchestra
Someone called the cops to come get you off the street
T
That ugly green volvo with the paint peeling off looks like easey meat
That's it, the boss is out to get You now
The Band The Shunting moves in
The Devil asks you to do a favour for him since he did one for you
The Devil keeps coming by, asking how you're feeling, saying you look sick
They keep you alive for medical experiments
Try anything that may cure you
W
Work a couple hours over time tonight
Y
You are confined to a colony where you cannot spread this infection
You ask Jesus to heal you
You ask Satan if it is someone specific or just a random killing
You ask to be let free for the restraints then
You claim to be innoscent and its all a mis-understanding
You collect hub cabs from the side of the road and sail them at cars
You decide it's the perfect time for a ceremony
You decide to go straight to sacrificing kids
You decide to kill this man
You feel like you're definitely going to die
You fuck up mr. Boss mans car first
You go get some snacks from the vending machine outside to eat while watching
You haunt the policemen as an angry ghost
You hire Lettermanstudd to work your case
You keep on the pineal pirate path
You pray to Jesus for healing
You refuse to kill anyone for Satan and demand he get out of your car
You run to escape Jesus
You shall turn your home into a black church for Satan, starting after work
You sneak back to see what happens
You start your new life today
You stay with your parents now
You team up playing online games
You wake up in time
You're right, anything can happen
Your not the only one whose still alive
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