Any fly by night ad that promises a cure for you fucked up illness you fall into hook line sinker. You put all your money into trying cures. Finally you try to freeze it treatment. You spread warm honey and peanut butter all over your naked body and lay in a tub of water filled with ice cubes for two hours. It takes all your will not to break. Somewhere towards the end you have a vision. You are a Native American/Knight combo. Riding a horse against the OFTL with a wicked lance and a crude but murderous club. Hacking down asshole in a suit and tie left and right. When you come out of this vision the skin disorder has peeled off you and is floating in the tub turning blue and withering.
You my friend, are cured!