"Could I get free of these restraints then?", You ask.
"Ohh!", Sorry about that! You are trashing about when they brought you in". She undoes the straps and you sit up freely. You are feeling a lot better about things now.
"Can I go then?", You ask.
"Sure, get on out of here!", She chimes slapping you on the ass with her clip board. "This is the 6000th Hyperwiki entry so go out and celebrate!". 6000? Really? You walk outside the hospital and there's this festival going on for as far as the eye can see. You see sexy girls all about dressed in revealing outfits. You see there's stands set up offering free food, free beer, free drugs. You take a little of all of them and walk down the road. You encounter lots of old friends and lovers you have not seen for a long time. They have not changed at all. They welcome you to the festival. It is great fun and it goes on forever So you win win win.
The End