The televised crowd goes wild as the song ends, Deerbone appearing on screen; he is dancing to a simple drum and bass guitar pattern, shaking his augmented ass to the beat while the ladies scream on in heat. Now the music is getting faster and he is gyrating like he is fucking something, the crowd is really going mad now, some girls in the front row are flashing the stage, lots of people are making out, "Naps with girls in Texas!", Deerbone yells and the hit single from his first albums starts, you watch it from behind a cigarette, good stuff alright.
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