You sell your new home by the right of your claiming your new house. And no one ever contests you about the place. Hell the cable bill is still being paid by someone else. Since everything here seems paid for by the mysterious lost other owner you save up money to get a Deerbone like ass. The doctor says the operation will probably kill you because you lack the muscle and fat elsewhere in your body to pull this kinda cheeky charm. You decide to do it anyway. You die in the operating table only four minutes into surgery. Hell the doctor didn't even get a chance to pull the sheet down to reveal your ass yet.
The End