Kyle Deerbone

Kyle Deerbone as Jess Wade in the 2008 remake of "Charro!".

Kyle Deerbone was an openly racist Country and Western singer, better known for his augmented butt-shaking than his song writing ability. Ladies all over the world loved him and believed what-ever he told them, much like the effect female singers of the time had on me.

Kyle had a massively successful Ellon Truck commercial career as well. He convinced endless red necks and "Tough guys" to buy those gas-guzzling Ellon Trucks that stood so high that even other trucks at the stoplight corner could not see around them to determine it was safe to make that turn, resulting in many fatalities.

He was killed by Motley Howe back in 2008.


The Kyle Deerbone Discography