If your phone dies abruptly

You punch the call in sick preset of your phone, but the boss's answering voice saying "Hello" fades out as your battery dies. Well that didn't work, and can you really afford to go to work any more? How can you survive if you don't have a job?

• 1 If you try selling your body for gas funds
• 2 If you try to steal a car to get to work
• 3 If you just wait in your car for the gas fairy to show up
• 4 If you give that methed out rickshaw driver a box of cold medicine to take you to work
• 5 If you become a pineal pirate for profit
• 6 If you take your anger and sexual frustation out of the passing cars