"At least I can have an erection without popping pills and stroking my own ego , you republican shit licker. May you fuck off and often. Besides unlike you I am a human being, not a fake Christian who fucks himself with a dildo while watching atrocity videos!"
You take a quick breath and continue: "Further more, you just plain suck the life out of the world, and give only shit back, you hairy butt crack!"
Now you hear a dial tone on the boss's side of the phone. Sure told that limp piece of stale crust off!