That big old fashioned paper cutter. A long bladed arm to push down hard to cut a sheet of printed paper into sections with. Today you have another use for it. You grab the handed and arc the tool to the ground as hard as you can to break the arm off. But instead the tool bounces back with the blade facing you. It sinks into your forehead deep and you fall spasming to death. They find you a few minutes after that. A pool of blood for a halo. The boss thinks its funny and he takes pictures for his facebook page.
The End.