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Stand Up Comedy
You try out stand up comedy
Pages in category "Stand Up Comedy"
The following 62 pages are in this category, out of 62 total.
B
But you give it all up for love
But you pack heat to each show to fire back at hecklers
Buy a reproduction of a middle ages shield for your next act
C
Confess what you have done go to prison and do stand up there for a less dangerous crowd
D
Drink a full bottle of whiskey before your next stand up act
Dueling haters
G
Get a body guard
Get a conceal carry
Get a guitar and sing dumb songs for your act
Get what money or booze you can quickly and split
M
Make up a pycho-pathic rountine that abuses the audience
Mostly re do your first fart jokes but keep and expand the new urine joke
N
Next time take a couple codeine pills before going on stage
Next time you shoot up some coke before your go
Now that President Liberal is in power you tour kansas telling anti Liberal jokes
R
Rig yourself with explosives for a suicide joke-bombing on stage
S
So you go home expecting nothing to happen over it
Start working out, trying to get to be a bad ass
T
Take back from the man
That's it, your down with this business
Thats it done
The shitshow bar
To get revenge you pack heat to the next gig, intent on killing as many of those mother fuckers as you can
Try to get a sexy cashier's phone numbo
W
Weed n drink now
Y
You ad-lib while high
You are told not to ask for any more gigs
You begin shooting a comedy movie with your camcorder
You come back seven weeks later with a new batch of fart jokes, and a couple dick jokes to add spice
You create a musical comedy act
You do a act dedicated to Lenny Bruce next
You do a charity for yourself to try to gather up the money for the bill
You eat lots of mexican food so you can do your own sound f x
You fake hurting yourself next time
You get a cameo film appearance
You get coked up and spew hate at the audience
You get into a new kind of work
You get one more chance by doing another freebie night
You get smashed on vodka before your act
You get two jobs to pay your bills
You keep this up
You make hurting yourself part of your act
You make up a rountine about the bogus crack man to help ruin his bidness
You repeat the same material
You saved the last round for yourself
You self medicate your guilt with chocolate milkshakes
You somehow manage to get a spot of Will Farr show
You spend the twenty five bucks on crack
You start speaking in a fake accent because you think it makes you more funny
You start using cocaine and weed
You tell lots of fart jokes
You tell nothing but political jokes
You tour the low rent commedy dives of America
You try a another gig then
You try a different approach next time
You try out stand up comedy
You use funny balloon animals and a slegehammer in your act
You use your eyepatch for its comedy effect
You wish for a endless soda can
You write a mostly new routine
Your act is a hour of silence. A tribute to John Cage
Your days as a outlaw Comedian have begun
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