You tell lots of fart jokes

Confucius say, Man who fart in church must sit in his own pew.

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Fart jokes. That's all you know. You tell a long series of fart jokes that have the audience busting up. A good night. You win the twenty five dollar prize. You are invited back next week for a paying gig. Fifty bucks!

1. You repeat the same material
2. You write a mostly new routine
3. You eat lots of mexican food so you can do your own sound f x
4. You tour the low rent commedy dives of America
5. You get smashed on vodka before your act
6. You ad-lib while high