After four years of being hot and rich and hilarious to the RIGHT people competition comes along. Serious competition. Locky Brentwhipple, a funny man from sunny land California is hitting the scene hard. His vicious hate jokes have ruined the political career of several big hitters in the OFTL playlist. Donald Crump was boo'd offstage when they have a comedy duel.
So you challenge this man to a duel on live uncensored television. They say this contest shall determine who becomes the next President. President Barry Liberal's second term or the reign of Sarah Painland. You are called the Hate White Hope being as Locky is half Japanese and half Cherokee Indian. You study and write and practice non-stop. When the match begins you come on like a funny funny wargod. You hammer Brentwhipple to the ground. Your so funny the audience can't hear a word he says from the sound of they're own laughter. So Sarah Painland is voted in bringing a new age of fascism and poverty and war. That's O K, you are on the top, and looking way down at the human cattle your wealth tribe rules over. Times are good for you and that's all that matters.