You get coked up and spew hate at the audience

You rail up four lines of cocaine before the show. Unlike the normal person's reaction to coke, you get hateful as well on it. You pick out members of the audience and you spew vile angry hateful insults at them. You even spit on one audience member. When its all over you get a massive wave of applause. You win the twenty five dollar best act prize!

• 1 You spend the twenty five bucks on crack
• 2 You keep this up
• 3 You tell nothing but political jokes
• 4 next time you shoot up some coke before your go
• 5 drink a full bottle of whiskey before your next stand up act
• 6 next time take a couple codeine pills before going on stage