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Category:Near by Church

If you drive over to the nearby church

Pages in category "Near by Church"

The following 23 pages are in this category, out of 23 total.

B

  • Buy a katana and kill everyone in the church with it

G

  • Get a band to crash the church sermon next Sunday
  • Get some Mail Order Bridges from KibbitLand
  • Grow juicy fruit and blueberry kind bud in your new church

I

  • If you attempt a shamanistic attack
  • If you drive over to the nearby church
  • If you drive your car into the church at high speed
  • If you walk in and grab a inprovised weapon

M

  • Make it a church still, but a strip club on Sunday Mornings

P

  • Paint it black and wander the insides naked with a shotgun

S

  • Save up for get a big truck with a huge bumper to reinforce with concrete and ram that church a second time
  • Start your own groovy religion

Y

  • You beat jail time now you are free under home arrest and plotting your revenge
  • You get a few young nuns to stay at your church for thrills
  • You get everyone theres licence tag and car make and model to hunt them down and kill them like dogs
  • You make a room for Jesus to stay in
  • You mix up some hazardous chemicals
  • You only allow cute girls in worship in your church
  • You paint the church black
  • You recover, now it's your trial
  • You summon a spirit of vengence
  • You tell the people you fell asleep while driving
  • You train a group of squirrels to do suicide bombings
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